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Hoff. Is it Miss Riis I actually have the honour to--? Affirmative, I see it's. My name is Hoff--Karl Hoff. I am a poster traveller--travel in iron. Savvy. However what has that to try and do with me? Hoff. simply this abundant, that if I had been a standard stay-at-home man, a good several things wouldn't have happened. Savvy. What wouldn't have happened? Hoff (taking an oversized pocket-book out of his docket, and extracting a letter from it). Will you condescend to scan this? Or maybe you'd rather not? Savvy. However am I able to tell? Hoff. Of course, you need to first--Allow American state. (Gives her the letter.) Savvy (reading). "To-night between 10 and eleven that's to mention, if the booby has not come home. i like you thus dearly! Place a light-weight within the hall window." Hoff. "The booby" is American state. Savvy. However I do not understand--? Hoff. Here is another. Savvy. "I am packed with regret. Your cough frightens me; and currently, once you square measure expecting--" however what within the world has this to try and do with me? Hoff (after a moment's thought). What does one suppose? Savvy. Is it someone you would like American state to help? Hoff. No, poor soul, she does not want facilitate from now on. She is dead. Savvy. Dead? Was she your wife? Hoff.

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That's it. She was my mate. I found these and am available alternative things in a very little box. At the bottom were these notes--there square measure a lot of them--and some cotton on the highest of them. On the highest of that lay some earrings and things that had been her mother's. And also (producing some bracelets) these bracelets. They’re definitely abundant too pricey to have been her mother's. Savvy. I suppose she died suddenly, as she did not-- Hoff. I cannot say. Consumptives ne'er assume they're about to die. Anyway she was very delicate and weak.--May I sit down? Savvy. Please do. Square measure there any children? Hoff (after a moment's thought). I feel not. Savvy. You suspect not? I asked as a result of i believed you needed our Society to assist you. This very is all terribly heavy to American state. Hoff. I believed it'd be--I thought the maximum amount. Besides, I’m not very certain if I--. You cannot perceive this, then? Savvy. No, I cannot. Hoff. No, you cannot.-I have detected most smart spoken of you for several years. My wife accustomed sing your praises, too. Savvy. Did she understand me? Hoff. She was Marne Tang--who accustomed be companion to-- Savvy. --to Mrs. Christensen, my future mother-in-law?

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Was it she? She was such a well-bred, quiet girl. Square measure you certain you're not mistaken? One or 2 notes, unsigned and undated--what? Hoff. Did you not recognise the handwriting? Savvy. I? No. Besides, is not it a disguised hand? Hoff. Yes, however not abundant disguised. Savvy. I presume you had some a lot of definite trip with me? Hoff. Yes, I had--but I believe I will be able to let it alone. You are doing not perceive something regarding this; I will see maybe you're thinking that I’m a trifle crazy? I’m not thus certain you'd not be right. Savvy. However there was one thing you needed to mention to me? Hoff. Yes, there was. You see, these Kindergartens-- Savvy. Oh, thus it had been them, all the time? Hoff. No, it had been not them. However they're accountable for my having for a protracted time thought very extremely of you, Miss Riis. If you'll excuse my expression thus, I had ne'er before seen fashionable young girls attempting to try and do something useful--never. I’m solely a trifle broken-down tradesman travel for a firm--a superfluous type of chap in some ways, and one that terribly seemingly deserves what he has got--but anyway I needed you to be spared. Indeed thought it had been my duty--absolutely my duty.

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However currently once I see you sitting there before me--well, currently I solely I feel miserably sad. Thus I will not bother you in the slightest degree (Gets up.) Not at all. Savvy. I actually cannot understand-- Hoff. Please do not hassle regarding me! And please forgive my heavy you.--No, you really should not offer American state another thought! Simply imagine that I actually have not been here--that is all. (As he reaches the door, he meets king coming back in. As shortly as he sees that SVAVA is look them, he goes in haste out. SVAVA sees the meeting between the two and offers a trifle scream, then rushes to fulfil king. However as shortly as she is face to face with him, she appears panic-stricken. As he comes nearer to require her in his arms she cries out: "Don't bit me!" and hurries out by the door on the left. She is detected lockup and bolting it on the within. Then a violent outburst of weeping is detected, the sound being somewhat deadened by the space, however just for many moments. Then the sound of singing is detected outside, and many seconds later RIIS comes into the space. The curtain falls as he enters.)

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The same as in Act I. SVAVA is lying on the couch to the proper, resting her head on one hand, searching towards the park. Her mother is sitting beside her.) Mrs. Riis. Selections as hasty as yours, Savvy, aren't very selections in the slightest degree. There is always a good deal a lot of to be taken into thought than one realises initially. Take time to assume it over! I feel he's a fine fellow. Offer him time to point out it; do not break it off immediately! Savvy. Why does one stick with it expression that to me? Mrs. Riis. Well, dear, you recognize I actually have ne'er had the prospect of claiming something to you till to-day. Savvy. However you retain harping on it one string. Mrs. Riis. What note does one need American state to strike, then? Savvy. The note your expensive smart mother would have struck--quite a distinct one altogether. Mrs. Riis. It’s one factor to show your kid a way to build a correct selection in life, but-- Savvy. However quite another factor to place into apply what you teach? Mrs. Riis. No; I used to be about to say that life itself is kind of another factor. In way of life, and especially in married life, it's generally well to form allowances. Savvy. Yes, on points that don't very matter. Mrs. Riis. Solely on points that don't matter? Savvy.

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Yes--personal peculiarities and things like that that in the end square measure solely excrescences; however not on points that concern one's ethical growth. Mrs. Riis. Yes, on those points too. Savvy. On those points too?--But is not it only for the sake of our own self-development that we tend to marry? What else ought to we tend to marry for? Mrs. Riis. Oh, you'll see! Savvy. No, so I shall not; as a result of I don't will marry on such conditions. Mrs. Riis. You must have aforementioned that sooner. It’s too late currently. Savvy (sitting upright). Too late? If I had been married twenty years, I’d have done just the same! (Lies down once more.) Mrs. Riis. Heaven assist you, then!--You haven't a thought, not the tiniest plan, what a net you are entangled in! However you'll notice it out, as shortly as you start to struggle in earnest. Or does one actually need your father and American state to throw away all that we've got worked for here?--to begin everywhere once more in a very foreign country? As a result of he has repeatedly aforementioned, during the Judgement Day or 2, that he won't be involved within the scandal that will be the result of your breaking this off. He would go abroad, and that I ought to ought to go together with him.

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Ah, you wince at the thought of that!--Think of all of your friends, too. It’s a significant matter to have been assailing such associate eminence as you were at your betrothal party. It’s like being lifted up high on a platform that others square measure carrying on their shoulders; watch out you are doing not dip from it! That’s what you'll do, if you offend their principles of right behaviour. Savvy. Is that kind of factor a principle of right behaviour? Mrs. Riis. I don't say that. However beyond any doubt, one their principles of right behaviour--and perhaps the foremost important--is that every one scandal should be avoided. Nobody relishes being disgraced, Savvy--particularly the foremost influential individuals in a very place. And least of all, by a long way, do individuals relish their own kid being ashamed. Savvy (half raising herself). Smart Lord! Is it nothing that is disgracing him? Mrs. Riis. No, of course, it's he himself-- Savvy. Very well, then! (Sinks down upon the couch once more.) Mrs. Riis. However you'll ne'er get them to grasp that. I assure you, you won't. As long as what he has done is just unvoiced regarding in his family and amongst his intimate friends, they do not think about him ashamed in the slightest degree.

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There square measure too many who do exactly a similar. It is only the information of it becomes common property, that they think about it a disgrace. And if it became far-famed that there was a proper breach between you--the Christensen’s' eldest son shamefully refused thanks to his past life--they would consider it the foremost stunning scandal that might presumably overtake them! And that we ought to feel the impact of it, above all. so would people who square measure keen about us-- and that they are not thus few in variety, as you recognize, as a result of you have got interested yourself in them, particularly within the youngsters. You’d have t. surrender all the interests you have got created for yourself here--because youought to go together with North American country. I’m bound your father is in earnest that. Savvy. Oh! Oh! Mrs. Riis. I nearly want I might tell you why I’m thus bound of that. However I cannot--at all events not currently.

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No, you need to not tempt American state to.--Here comes your father. Solely take time to reflect, Savvy! No breaking of it off, no scandal! (RIIS comes in from outside, with an opened letter in his hand.) Riis. Oh, there you are! (Goes into his space, lays down his hat and stick, and comes out again.) You have got taken no serious step however, I hope--eh? Mrs. Riis. No, but-- Riis. Very well. currently here may be a letter from the Christensen’s. If you will not receive either your dance or his letters, youought to place up along with his family's interference within the matter. Everything should return to associate finish sooner or later. (Reads.) "My wife, my son and that i will do ourselves the honour of paying you a visit between eleven and twelve o'clock." The only surprise is that I actually have not had some such letter before this!

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I’m certain they need been patient enough. Mrs. Riis. Well, we've got no farther to-day, either. Riis. What square measure you thinking of, child? Cannot you see what it should all lead to? You’re a good-hearted woman, I know--I am certain you do not need to ruin North American country all absolutely? I definitely consider, Savvy, that you simply have acted quite severely enough currently during this matter. They have suffered a nasty shock to their self- confidence, each of them; you'll be quite certain of that. What a lot of does one want? If you're very determined to hold the matter farther-- well--make your conditions! There’s little question they'll be united to. Savvy. For shame! For shame! Riis (despairingly). What’s the utilization of taking it during this way!

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